Thursday, January 25, 2007

I've seen this on a couple of blogs that I read today, and it's kind of fun. However, I don't know if I should be embarrassed or proud. I owe 925.60. Damn, that's a lot of money. I guess my past is a little more checkered than I remember.

How much money do you owe?

Here’s how it works: You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. (Not per incident!) Tally up your score and post it on your blog with the title… ”My Fine Is…”

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Thank goodness it is not per incident...I would owe a billion dollars...otherwise mine came to 700.60 and I am stealing this and adding it to my blog and my space... thanks

Joshua said...

I owe $445.60 - which leaves me too mortified to post this; as I'm obvioulsy a prude by blogland standards. Sigh LOL

Donnie said...

LOL....I'm a bit of a prude...My Fine Is $365.60

Thomas (Tom) Rimington said...

My fine is $605.60 (damn you are BAD boys maddog & kelly)

Spider said...

$866.60 - as I have said before - I am SO going to hell...

Mike said...

So, the question that comes to my mind is:

Were you all peeing in the pool WHILE you were kissing the person whose name you didn't know?